It has come to our attention that a superior specie of the homo sapien class, commonly known as Lambadeans, have not come into interaction for a prolonged period of time. This specie is known for its ability for wild antics, laughter and bouts of complete insanity. It is also recognisable by its leg disorder, which prevents it from walking. For members of this specie to continue to survive and thrive, they need to interact frequently with each other.
To keep this specie alive, an emergency exercise is being carried out to gather all members of the Lambadeans. The congregation point will be at Marina Square, outside MacDonalds (near the guy with the funky red hair) at 9AM on 1st July. If you spot any members of this specie wandering around between now and then, please do not hesitate to remind them about this important matter (as Lambadeans are also prone to bad memory and oversleeping).
Lambadeans will be roaming around Marina Square throughout this entire day. If any member of the specie is unable to meet at 9am, they may contact their fellow Lambadean to confirm the whereabouts of this nomadic group. They can also, alternatively, look out for them by the telltale signs of loud volumes and insane laughter.
Thank you for your attention.
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