25 April 2007

L'ambada COCKROACH EPIC

Today we had an exciting morning at the og lodge with the special guest appearance of THE COCKROACH.

For the sakes of those who missed it, here's a humble recount of the entire episode by the great jacq.

COCKROACH!! AHHHHHH!!!
*screams*

Chongmin to the rescue! Taking a piece of tissue and a sheet of foolscap from tanvi's chem homework, tanchongmin attempts to CATCH THE EVIL COCKROACH INTRUDER, chasing it across the red wall. How dare it try to break the peace of a perfectly happy lambadean morning!

However, the valiant (and certainly well-meant) action by our dear tanchongmin spelt trouble for our poor inferior neighbours >< OH NOES! The decadent cockroach raced straight into their midst, causing a tremendous brouhaha! What a fiasco! Chongmin persists, much to the horror of our poor neighbours.

Then it is our sailorman ZHUANGYI to the rescue! Brandishing a chair, zhuangyi brings judgement right down on the cockroach with a *BANG! According to his observations, the cockroach excreted white stuff from its ass when squashed.

Turning their backs on the defeated roach, our heroes return triumphantly amidst the admiring smiles and cheers of their fellow lambadeans. However, just as we thought it was peace again... SUDDENLY a commotion starts up! :o It seems that the cockroach had been FEIGNING DEATH! OH, THE EVIL SNEAKY THING!

Our hero tanchongmin races back to aid our inferior comrades. Picking up the cockroach with his bare hands, chongmin DASHES IT AGAINST THE WALL. And it bounces off and dies. Then our hero goes to wash and boil his hands. Peace ensues and lambadeans lived happily ever after.

The end!

sidenote: HAPPY BURFDAE WEIHAN! You're a big boy of 17 now!



Here's the birthday boy walking towards his *surprise* cake! Wow, what a surprise! :O too baddd we can't see his surprised and delighted expression =X

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